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FOB

Full Of Bullshit.
People who frequently prefer using white lies when arguing with you to convince themselves they are right. Those people also give you random and misplaced excuses on different topics to avoid facing their problems. Problem is, you know they are lying to protect themselves or trying to manipulate you.
- It's the 3rd time Tim gives up his graduate studies. Last year he gave up his first year of law school because "he couldn't stand one of his teachers". Now he just gave up osteopathy because "his ex follows the same course". He's FOB, his parents keep giving him money for that. Can't he find a job instead?

- Lea is so FOB. She said she couldn't come home because she was sick but she kept publishing party pics on her facebook.

- Some beeping noise in the kitchen woke me up at 3am and I surprised my stepdad . He said he heard someone outside, but I know he's FOB because the range hood was on. He doesn't know how to turn on the light on it and just wanted to sneak in the fridge for some secret night snack...
by secretom August 17, 2017
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Fobs

Fob stands for Fresh Off the Boat and is a slang term that is used to refer to a south pacific islanders such as the Polynesians, Micronesians and Melanesians. (It is not offensive)
Person 1: Hey look its a group of fobs

Person 2: Oh yeah, aren't they called islanders?
Person 1: Yeah but you can also call them fobs, its just a slang term to call a group of islanders

Person 2: Oh right!
by your nan g November 29, 2017
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Fob

Fob is the guy who thinks he has hoes and he usually thinks he is the shit they wear old clothes that doesn’t mean any sense today (long line tee shirts, very very skinny jeans, fake shoes, fake straight caps and fake designer.) it is often used for people who think their the shit and hangout with 13 years old girls while their 18,19,20,21,etc…
Look at nasser fam he is wearing that longline teeshirt and hanging out with a 12 year old such a fob
by Dk but I wanted to define December 30, 2019
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Fob

Fresh off the Boat. Doesn’t know one lickity split of English but still enrolls in a regular school anyway. Completely self centred and rudely mannered people. Extremely over populated. Has 5 children well knowing they have no money to support even themselves, and the verdict? Ship them to Canada. 60% of the world is made up of people, that’s almost 5 out of 7 billion. Not only is there no room for more in their own land, soon enough, every continent is going to be overpopulated because of them. They have no respect. They only socialize with themselves. They are absurdly obnoxious. They are just genuinely rude people that don’t know how to act proper in any social gathering. They poorly take care of themselves, often smelling like a slow cooked butthole. They take offence to absolutely everything, you accidentally bump into them, one they over react and pretend to plummet to the ground, and two they look at you like you’re Satan. And even if we say sorry we will just get ignored. But if they run into us they don’t give a diddly squat about it and try to walk right threw you like you’re a ghost. Three quarters of my school is asain, walking threw the hall I feel like I’m in the middle of a Chinese super marker. I just can’t wrap my head around it. Search it up anywhere, before we know it the only race of the world is going to be asain.

I’m not trying to be racist or anything but there’s so many of them and it’s annoying. STOP SHIPPING THEM TO CALGARY PLEASE
Why is my whole school full of FOBS?

Becky- omg I’m annoyed
Nickolas-why

Becky- these FOBS wont stfu
by cool_jesus_guy September 20, 2019
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Fob-bi

the act of dressing so F.O.B. that people actually think your bi or gay.

pronounced fob-b
by Darkshinobi1027 December 17, 2009
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Fob

a word that describes most males and females in qatar from ages 11 to 17
usually addicted to vaping, cigarettes or both. and in many cases weed.
always have a low IQ and a rich family of doctors or is qatari
often seen hanging around doha festival city (DFC), villagio and al reem gardens on weekend nights dressed in nike techs and any type of chavvy fit trying to cause trouble with security guards or anyone they see
they're basically btec roadmen, try and act hard but they end up looking goofy ash
often go to rich fancy private schools like DC or Sherborne
person1- "have u heard about what happened?"
person2- "no"
person1- "some fobs got banned from DFC because they were stealing from monoprix and tryna scrap the security"
by notafobb January 3, 2024
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fob

young males and females ranging from ages 13-17 who hang about certain areas of Qatar on weekends, often vaping and causing trouble and dapping each other up
the males are dressed in crusty airforces, nike techs and fake LV crossbags, while the females often are dressed in crop tops and leggings and neither have any sign of shame

in some places they go around in large groups starting arguments with the security guards and usually end up getting kicked out
they tryna act hard and often carry knifes, but if they get approached by a fed they run off
similar to roadmen, except fobs are all cowards and take all their words off of the TV show top boy
rare to find one who doesn't have crusty teeth cuz of all the smoking and vaping they do
the worst kind of them reside in al reem gardens and will probably shank you if you push their buttons

their most well known habitats are:
-doha festival city (dfc)
-the pearl (near the cinemas)
-vendome
-al reem gardens
person1- oi bro let's go see person3 at al reem gardens
person2- are you mad? its thursday night, thats peak fob time, do you want to get stabbed?
by notafobb December 31, 2023
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