Flower Girl

A homewrecking little self-centered, immature and selfish brat; oblivious to the damage inflicted on others by her bizzarre desire to hook up with a messed-up and broke (but admittedly handsome and fit) older married guy.
ANGRY WIFE: How could you take up with that boobless little tramp!?!?! You look ridiculous, a man in his late forties hanging around with her! She's almost 20 years younger than you!! She practically could have been the damn FLOWER GIRL at our wedding, you no good fuckball!!!

GUILTY HUSBAND: Yeah, I know...
by NOT little red baby February 11, 2010
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Flower Mound

A place full of people who are both uptight and paranoid.
Bob: This place is a total Flower Mound!
Jake: It's a retirement home, dude, what do you expect?
by A_Mysterious_Man May 04, 2012
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Flowering Tulip

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip
Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!
by TwoSpot August 12, 2009
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blakey flower

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.
If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!
by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017
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Flower Pot

A woman's vagina. A woman's Vagina is known to some as a "flower pot" because like a flower pot it houses seed (sperm.)
Wash your flower pot.
Don't let anyone see your flower pot.

Another word for sperm is "seed" so you would would think of these 2 combining to form a baby.
by Andre Fontanez March 15, 2010
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pick flowers

It is a term New Yorkers use as "getting drunk" to use if you dont want any one knowing you are.. such as your parents:)
Hey Amy, lets go pick some flowers at Zeds house. That would be fun!!
by Val November 03, 2004
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