Mass Firing

When a company fires 1 employee.
The workplace subsequently turns into the purge.

Jr Engineer: I heard one of the other engineers was fired last month.
Sr Engineer: First time surviving a mass firing?
Jr Engineer: Yea just glad I survived
Sr Engineer: You survived ... this round...

by Radiotrophic Gint November 29, 2023

Chinese Firing Squad

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.

Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."

by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024

Hip firing

Firing a gun from your hip to reduce recoil

The gun has to much recoil so I started hip firing

by Benny Bublé December 17, 2024

Newfie firing squad

Canadian version of a "Mexican stand off"

See

Youtube- RCMP Musical Ride at Queen's 90th Birthday to "Maple Leaf Forever"

The state sanctioned death penalty for Constitutional charges in Canada is death by RCMP Newfie Firing squad.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

by pentozali August 28, 2010

Fairinheight451

Apparently an alternative nic of Michelson-Morely. The name is a phononym pun on the book by Ray Bradbury.

This Fairinheight451 has no actual relation to a same-named member of the Branch Floridians, though understandably the coincidence has caused some confusion abong the anti-Morley brigade.

by saint November 10, 2004

Figinova

Like Figgy Pudding, but altogether lighter.

"I am watching my waistline, so I think I shall have Figinova tonight, as opposed to its less carbohydrate-conscious equivalent, Figgy Pudding."

by Damien Pitts November 12, 2007