by j4k3yy November 11, 2022
Get the Being a Failuremug. The hard part is not rushing through something when it seems like failure is inevitable if you don't hurry up, even though you only get it halfway done when you do that. It's better to fail and not fear it, than to succeed because you fear failure. You never really learn or improve if you only succeed because you're afraid of failure or don't like to lose (nobody really does). Otherwise, you're the kind of person who has a go to bag of nearly limitless tricks to reach for, hoping that the other guy forgot one that you haven't used in a long time.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Get the Failuremug. When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
Get the Shart Failuremug. by Failure2345 May 4, 2018
Get the Failuremug. Me
Boy 1: he pulls no bitches and lacks social skills and looks like a girl!
Boy2: yea he’s a boy failure
Boy2: yea he’s a boy failure
by Fries 🦴 July 28, 2025
Get the Boy failuremug. 
The male equivalent of a "Girl failure". Defined by a male who consistently catches nothing but L's and is usually framed in a silly manner.
by Beesbeeesbeeees March 16, 2024
Get the Boy Failuremug.