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Evan

Guy 1 : "Hey, is that Evan over there?"
Guy 2 : "Yeah, he likes horse pussy."
Evan : "HORSE PUSSY!"
by ehsoapsdhdhdhdbbdn October 31, 2017
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Evan

More than likely someone who drives a shit blue car and lacks friends
"That Evan really needs to fuck off"
by bossman7477 July 23, 2018
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Evan

Funny, sweet, and hot, too. He is the perfect man, but he can break your heart. He is trustworthy, as long as you get to know him first. If you have an Evan in your life, don't let him go. He is so lovable, it literally just makes me sick. (In a good way). :p
Evan is sooooo hot.
by Evrick June 6, 2019
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Evan

Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks
Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck
by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019
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Evan

Evan is a gorgeous most handsome boy you will ever meet. He treats girls very well and is always by there side. He’s kind and caring and a right laugh. He’s one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Don’t let go of him, he’s like a precious diomand.
Girl- *crys*

Evan-whats up?
Girl- then people are horrible

Evan- Let me have a word with them
by James08 November 2, 2019
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Evans

A nice guy ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ)
Evans is nice ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ)
by ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ) January 19, 2019
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Evan

An asshole, looks ugly, never serious, never finishes his homework, lies a lot
by Sperix___ November 10, 2021
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