emil klinker

A legend, better than anyone else.

Wow, that guy is the coolest ever.
He must be an Emil Klinker

by Ninjaguden January 31, 2017

Emil Jansson

Emil Jansson has a big dick 47cm , and he likes pussy very mutch.he walkes strange becuse he has fucked so many girls to hard. If you se a guy in Sweden that walks strange and have a houge cock it's an Emil Jansson.

If you se him and you are a girl he can fuck you hard as fuck.

Girl 1: Emil Jansson fucks me hard ewery week.
Girl 2: yeah, he fucks me also.

by Emil Jansson December 12, 2016

Emil

Emil is a wannabe. Everything he do is wannabe

Dont be such Emil, aka; wannabe

by TheRealWobah January 29, 2018

sexy emil

a sexy man named emil who has massive muscles and a huge dick. also has a fat ass and is just so so sooooo sexy!! literally has a third leg, its so big its scary.

ive gyat to see sexy emil, i want his 15 inches

by emilssecretadmirer December 24, 2023

Emil

An individual which has a thumb known only to gods and an apetite for pubecent boys. These "things" are born ones every milion years and are often considered retarded.

Who stole my sexually frustrated son?

Who else but Emil

by Pappsen December 17, 2022

Emil

Emil thats a simp that sucks in game And dont know bros b4 hoes

Emil simping over a girl And forget tha bros

by anonymous April 30, 2020

Emil

When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.

"Damn, he really only talks about HIMSELF huh?"
"Yeah, he's such an Emil!"

by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020