Eli

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"cunt cunt cunt"
"dont you mean.... Eli?"

by poopywater33 April 26, 2020

Eli

Weird but cutie. Likes rough boys. Has many sex fantasies . Shortie. Sometimes funny. Can have any guy.

Person 1: She’s an Eli
Person 2: I wanna have an Eli.
Person 1: Me too.

by Google Chrome May 30, 2020

Eli

A Capitalist Pig in search of love and warmth. He trys to make fun of communism but it fails. Like Capitalism.

Isn't Mitt Romney's real name Eli?

by Obama Bin Ladel November 12, 2019

Elis

To be an amazing. Full of love and kindness. Beautiful and humble most sweetest female. Graduated from University of Loyalty and Integrity. Extremely rare and precious.

Oh my goodness cool, that’s Elis!

by MaryGirl November 13, 2019

Eli

A lil pussy who with steal your girl. Eli caps about everything and will deny everything he says. When you are about to fight him he will call his daddy to pick him up.

“auy you heard what eli did?”
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”

“yeah what a pussy

by BigBrickMan November 6, 2019

Eli

dude with huge cock, likes hentai (probably), likes big ass, and morning nuts. also a chad.

“dude did u see eli walking? his huge dick keeps falling out of his pants!”
“yeah i swear he’s hogging all the bitches everyday like cmon”

by tiddielover23 May 7, 2020

Eli

Eli is a kind boy who doesn't like to be criticised for something he did not do. Although he can get beefy at times and annoy people (a lot)

btw eli this is not from chanae ;)

idk what to put here sorry eli

by xo.._chanae_..ox November 20, 2019