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I put that shit on everything 

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

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comes from Watermelon Sugar
But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Man speaking straight facts.

Done with everything 

Dude im so done with everything

I hate everything

A statement that most tumblr girls say when seeing something they wish they hadn't.
OMG ZAYN KISSED PERRIE. I hate everything.

Life, the Universe and Everything 

A book by Douglas Adams. Main characters inclued Ford Prefect, Authur Dent, Marvin the depressed robot, Trillian McMillan, and Zaphod Beeblebrox. Soon to be a movie. The answer to Life the Universr and everything was found to be 42 by Deep Thought. The question is thought to be "What is 6X7?", but unfortunately the computer designed to formulate the question was destroyed by Vogons for an interstellar highway. Also a FAQ game that is supposed to be stupid beyond belief.
From the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy that has 6 books.

atheism explains everything 

Antonymn: "Why did God allow this to happen"?
It's such a mystery!
Until you accept the fact that God doesn't exist.
And then things become crystal clear.
Atheism explains everything.