Call of Duty

The video game equivalent of a seagull that everyone throws food at despite it doing fuck all to deserve it,but we can't help feeding it.

Boy 1:What are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: Playing Call of Duty
Boy 1: Bitch please, Battlefield could rek your arse any day.
Boy 2: Motherfucker, you're gonna need you're destructible environments to comprehend our might
Boy 3: Team Fortress 2 for the win.
Boy 1 & 2: You cheeky Cunt

by Syko Steve October 2, 2016

Call of Duty Timing

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020

booty duty

the word use by most retards.when you have to shit from your anal bunghole.

man i have to booty duty really fucking bad

by shit1 December 23, 2009

Yard duty butt

The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.

Damn girl Its summer get rid of those yoga pants and start showing off that yard duty butt.

by Ranchgirls April 18, 2020

Call Of Duty Chat

Where 8 year old's learn all of the curse words known to man.

Hey honey, how did Timmy learn the word fuck?
Probably from Call Of Duty Chat.

by Activate Windows December 30, 2020

Call Of Duty Zombies

A spin-off of the popular war game Call of Duty, which since World at War, Zombies has grown to be almost more popular than CoD. Even though there is no save and their are usually many glitches, it may be the only thing that could keep Treyarch making Call of Duty. (Treyarch should REALLY make a campaign for Zombies.)

Player 1: OH MY GOD, how did that zombie hit me with NO ARM? I Fl_l(l<ING HATE THIS GAME.

Player 2: Yeah. Do you wanna play again?

Player 1: Yeah! I friggen love Call Of Duty Zombies!

by Dead End Productions July 11, 2011

Our duty to the party

Stemming from George Orwell's novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four," it refers to any act of copulation, especially one where one or both parties are not particularly interested but still consent.

Angela: Hey Tom, wanna fuck?
Tom: No, but it's our duty to the party.

by TheAnonymousMrGrape January 15, 2015