Barney whooped Danny last night in pickleball, which was no surprise, so he yelled ‘winner, winner, chicken dinner! and then taunted Danny with a finger point and a call of “loser loser drunken boozer” although Danny was stone sober, as he was observing Dry October, so clearly he just is not a great pickleball player, as Barney had at least three submarine shots
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Get the loser loser drunken boozer mug.we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
by Sythebrine9 March 17, 2021
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An amazing group of friends who would do anything for each other. These friends face all their problems head on and never give up. They are full of ambition, passion, humor, awkwardness, beauty, and most importantly love. Nothing gets in the way of the drunks, they will always stay side by side no matter how long it has been since they’ve seen each other or talked. One of them just needs to call and we all show up. Together they are a force to be reckoned with and I sure feel bad for anyone who gets on their bad side.
These friends have givin life and hope to each other. They have gone through so much, and yet somehow are still the closest of friends. They have gone through love, heartbreak, moving, and so so much more together. And all this has only made their friendship stronger.
*thank you y’all. I honestly don’t know what I would do without all y’alls different, weird, perky personalities. We have been through so much together the past few years. And now, things are definantly going to change. But no matter how long it has been since we’ve talked or how far we live from each other, one thing will never change. Our love for one another. I would not be who I am today without y’alls constant love and support. I love y’all so freaking much and I will never give up on y’all even if you do me.*
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These friends have givin life and hope to each other. They have gone through so much, and yet somehow are still the closest of friends. They have gone through love, heartbreak, moving, and so so much more together. And all this has only made their friendship stronger.
*thank you y’all. I honestly don’t know what I would do without all y’alls different, weird, perky personalities. We have been through so much together the past few years. And now, things are definantly going to change. But no matter how long it has been since we’ve talked or how far we live from each other, one thing will never change. Our love for one another. I would not be who I am today without y’alls constant love and support. I love y’all so freaking much and I will never give up on y’all even if you do me.*
“It seems they had always been, and would always be, friends. Time can change much, but not that.” - Winnie the Pooh
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Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.
Truly a modern day Saint.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.
Truly a modern day Saint.
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Get the The Sexy Drunken Scotsman mug.The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
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"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."
by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008
Get the Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex mug.Apparently the foolish kids in my generation thought getting drunk the regular way wasn't working too good so they created "the drunken tampon." It involves soaking a tampon in vodka then inserting it into your vagina, or if you're a boy your anus. I don't know if this results in actual intoxication but why don't you try it and let me know! haha
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Get the The Drunken Tampon mug.1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.
I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.
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