Lazy Distance

The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.

I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.

by Draco Left January 17, 2021

brocial distancing

Because of concern for the coronavirus disease, only two bros instead of four or five bros share a couch while watching sports on TV.

Yo, bros! Y'all know we gotta do the brocial distancing thing, so y''ll get yo asses up and off this couch 'cept for me and Holmes.

by Peter Bear J March 22, 2020

Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020

within shoveling distance

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.

“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”

by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 21, 2021

Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 5, 2022

Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020

Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close

I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together

by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020