cheese doodle

a tiny penis that nobody wants to see

dude, asa mushroom stamped me with his cheese doodle!

by jan jan and garebear December 30, 2007

Ass Doodle

When a piece of shit is hanging out of your ass.

My God! Look at that that ass doodle!

by Sgt. Johnson July 24, 2005

Poodle Doodle

A gay man's term used to describe a pretty young dick that is led around town on a tight leash by a wealthy older gentleman. See whoever the current Mrs. Elton John is.

CYRIL: Oh look darling, Elton John's out walking his poodle doodle.
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Doodle gun

a gun that shoots stuff,
its not dangerous
but is to a vagaina because
...it makes it grow stuff that would not be there other wise

omg she totaly got hit by that doodle gun

by ilikestuff... November 19, 2010

doodle poll

Joe Jackson's favorite dancing tool. This tool is only used by men with "The Tickler".

Don't let uncle Joe get on the Doodle Poll in front of the kids at The Christmas party.

by Jjack63961 November 14, 2016

Perf-Doodles

Similar to Perf-Cakes, a synonym of the word perfect to be used in its place, usually by individuals who abbreviate words to sound cool. Used to describe a person, object, event, etc.

Person A: Hey boss, I completed that task for you.
Person B: Perf-Doodles!

by David Krapinschitz November 9, 2018

hoodling doodling

Having sex with one's sibling.

“My cats were hoodling doodling on my bed. It was gross.”

by stabbity February 8, 2019