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David

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
That David was sighted in Norway.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
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Davide

Davide is a boy, he's very very very beautiful and wonderful, he looks like a god, he has got light blue eyes and blonde hair, he's such perfect in all the things he does, he's funny, when you need he's a good friend, he's serious in a lot of things and he has got a lot of good qualities.
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
Davide si my boyfriend
by Italian boy 07 April 11, 2022
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David

Acts sped but is smart
That’ David humping the swing and calculating how tall it is
by erix123 January 18, 2020
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David

the real muthafucka david he got cash and he got bitches

bitches like Tyler wish they was him
man you actin like a David.
by johnathan29 September 11, 2021
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David

Thinks beans are still funny.
by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020
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David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.
Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.
by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020
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