When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.
by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025
Get the Danish Slap mug.Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"
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"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
by GemandI March 23, 2025
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A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.
Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025
Get the Danish prison mug.A sexual practice originated by the Danes, typically performed during a FMF threesome. It involves two woman positioned side by side, with the man standing behind them. He quickly inserts his penis into the first woman's anus, withdrawing and quickly inserting into the second woman's anus, alternating between anuses with a constant rhythm until finally ejaculating. (Continuing the same rhythm after ejaculating can result in a double-Danish Creampie.)
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Due to a increased incidents of INCEL, Denmark's travel and tourism launched this nationwide campaign as a proposed Danish INCEL therapy
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Due to a increased incidents of INCEL, Denmark's travel and tourism launched this nationwide campaign as a proposed Danish INCEL therapy
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Get the Danish INCEL therapy mug.Short for Illegal Danish Super Snacks. Illegal Danish is 20 minute video featuring various scenes of World of Warcraft, the massively multiplayer online role playing game by Blizzard Inc., and it's characters, in several comical situtations.
The main plot of Illegal Danish features a mad scientist, or rather inventor gone alchemist that wishes to steal the Illegal Danish from a guild known as the Illegal Danish. Two guild members Basutei, a paladin, and Rasi, a druid, eventaully thwart the evil doctor's plan.
Illegal Danish features nearly 100 players, 10 voice actors, original score (over 15 tracks), and some of the best special effects ever seen in a fan-based creation. Over 1500 hours in the making, the new series includes some of the well known characters characters from "Zinwrath: The Movie."
It's was realeased on 3-1-2006. And features the voice stylings of Clint Hackleman, Derek Hackleman, Amanda Baker, Kris Haughey, Kevin Haughey, Ben Bullock. It was also directed and written by Derek Hackleman, and Clint Hackleman. Lastly, the original score was written by Clint Hackleman.
Illegal Danish was entered in the 2006 Xfire Blizzard contest and won the following; 1st Place Best Comedy, 2nd Place Best Dance, 1st Place Best Music, 1st Place Best Editing and Special Effects, 1st Place Best Dialogue, and 1st Place Best Action Scene.
The main plot of Illegal Danish features a mad scientist, or rather inventor gone alchemist that wishes to steal the Illegal Danish from a guild known as the Illegal Danish. Two guild members Basutei, a paladin, and Rasi, a druid, eventaully thwart the evil doctor's plan.
Illegal Danish features nearly 100 players, 10 voice actors, original score (over 15 tracks), and some of the best special effects ever seen in a fan-based creation. Over 1500 hours in the making, the new series includes some of the well known characters characters from "Zinwrath: The Movie."
It's was realeased on 3-1-2006. And features the voice stylings of Clint Hackleman, Derek Hackleman, Amanda Baker, Kris Haughey, Kevin Haughey, Ben Bullock. It was also directed and written by Derek Hackleman, and Clint Hackleman. Lastly, the original score was written by Clint Hackleman.
Illegal Danish was entered in the 2006 Xfire Blizzard contest and won the following; 1st Place Best Comedy, 2nd Place Best Dance, 1st Place Best Music, 1st Place Best Editing and Special Effects, 1st Place Best Dialogue, and 1st Place Best Action Scene.
by Jillie T. December 12, 2008
Get the Illegal Danish mug.An untoasted, un-sliced, whole bagel served with the cream cheese on top. It is customary to eat the danish in a spiral manner rather than from one edge to the other. Some proponents are said to stick their finger through the bagel “hole”, pushing excess cream cheese through.
by Oh En Three Pea October 8, 2018
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