Chinese Cupcake

When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth

You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake

by Crack-a-Box April 5, 2015

busted cupcake

A pussy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake

that has been smashed

I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.

by DWRmeat July 14, 2017

Dandy Cupcake

The Dandy Cupcake is a foul act whereby one deposits a stool in the coat pocket of an effete man, say Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen or Boy George, which they will then find at a later date when they reach in for their Oyster card / car keys / wallet etc

"That guy over there is a right ponce, I've left him a deliciously fresh Dandy Cupcake as a gift"

by AndroidGiraffe May 14, 2009

Sprinkles cupcake

A cupcake so good that can lead to an orgasm. The most delicious cupcake that anyone has ever tried.

Sprinkles cupcake was so good i almost had an orgasm.

by Bluewhitesilver October 18, 2010

Soggy Cupcake

Shoving a limp penis in to a very wet vagina.

Dude she was wet as fuck, but I was too drunk to get it up, So I just gave her a Soggy Cupcake.

by Lefty317 September 27, 2017

Cupcake Game

a game whether it is a board game, video game, sport etc., is incredibly easy to the point where you basically do not have to try.

John: Hey I won my CS:GO match 16-4.
Mike: Bruh that is a cupcake game.
John: Yeah, I basically got carried, my existence in the match did not change the outcome.

by RoadToPlatty April 6, 2021

German Cupcake

When one farts into their cupped hand, contains the odor by clasping their fingers shut over the fart, and then opens their cupped hand directly under a victims nose, holding it there until they are forced to inhale your fart directly through their nostrils.

I gave my wife, Susan, a German Cupcake during a spell of putrid chinese-food farts. She does not look at me anymore.

by Steve42456 March 20, 2008