by alsteric January 13, 2009
The lack of sexual satisfaction from your wife so to replace the orgasm and satisfaction received from ANAL ORAL or VAGINAL sex. You eat a cupcake.
by chubbymilfchaser December 08, 2010
The Dandy Cupcake is a foul act whereby one deposits a stool in the coat pocket of an effete man, say Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen or Boy George, which they will then find at a later date when they reach in for their Oyster card / car keys / wallet etc
by AndroidGiraffe May 14, 2009
a game whether it is a board game, video game, sport etc., is incredibly easy to the point where you basically do not have to try.
John: Hey I won my CS:GO match 16-4.
Mike: Bruh that is a cupcake game.
John: Yeah, I basically got carried, my existence in the match did not change the outcome.
Mike: Bruh that is a cupcake game.
John: Yeah, I basically got carried, my existence in the match did not change the outcome.
by RoadToPlatty April 07, 2021
by Lefty317 September 28, 2017
A cupcake so good that can lead to an orgasm. The most delicious cupcake that anyone has ever tried.
by Bluewhitesilver October 16, 2010
When one farts into their cupped hand, contains the odor by clasping their fingers shut over the fart, and then opens their cupped hand directly under a victims nose, holding it there until they are forced to inhale your fart directly through their nostrils.
I gave my wife, Susan, a German Cupcake during a spell of putrid chinese-food farts. She does not look at me anymore.
by Steve42456 March 21, 2008