A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
by Lil' Meatwad August 25, 2008
op there's a cripple cab
by pppoopoocheck123456 January 5, 2023
1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?
tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
Mainstream culture spread by corporate media with the intention of keeping the youth ignorant and violent.
by Forkskin October 1, 2022