wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019

Cripple Basket

a name given to people who are so stupid and fucking retarded that they are considered cripples. often referred to those types of people who do crack and always know they're wring but try to play it off

(Friend 1)"bro your a fucking cripple basket."
(Friend 2)"no im not. Epstien killed himself!"

by Ahmin Yashed November 22, 2019

Dirty cripple

The art of farting in one’s face while transferring to a wheelchair.

Hey Johnny, you should of seen the dirty cripple I just did.

by GlideGuru July 12, 2024

crippled nipples

the double d's become slightly lower than usual. like grandma's.

she's got some crippled nipples

by mitchell n tyre January 19, 2023

Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 24, 2020

crippling nostalgia

Living life in nostalgia and refusing to take part in modern day life. Ex. Owning a 360 even though you could have the One, but refuse to purchase in the name of nostalgia.

“Wow dude your room looks like the 90’s threw up everywhere.”

“Thanks I have crippling nostalgia!”

by Chrisboi589 October 5, 2020

I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan

by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025