Twomp Donkey Creampie

A guy or girl who would pay $20 to see a donkey have sex with a woman or man and have the beast ejaculate in his or her asshole.

She paid good money to see a twomp donkey creampie and was infuriated when it turned out to be a mule and a monkey.

by QuentisMaximus July 12, 2009

Anal Creampie Smoothie

The act of doing anal with your girlfriend/partner, cumming in their ass, your partner shitting out feces and semen into a blender, adding milk, ice and assorted fruit, then eating the drink together.

Amanda and i just had an Anal Creampie Smoothie, it was amazing.

by Izzy Rogues October 11, 2013

french kiss creampies

where you eat a bitch out after nutting in her!

ya wanna french kiss creampies?

course!

by lasane March 1, 2010

kansas city creampie

The process of cumming so hard in one's mouth, that it comes out of their nose

I just gave her a Kansas City Creampie, it was intense.

by Fart Enterprises Inc. LLC. February 3, 2018

san diego creampie

when a man from san diego cums in ur face then cuts his dick off

i'm scarred for life, i just received a san diego creampie

by DominiMech June 20, 2017

buttercup anal creampie supreme

Covering a penis in peanut butter, butter, and flower. Then analing an asshole until you creampie in the other persons ass

I can't believe she let me buttercup anal creampie supreme her!

by Reginald Taylor April 3, 2015

What The FuckleBarry CreamPie

A Slang Term For I Cant Get Something Right

What The FuckleBarry CreamPie Cant I Land This Trick

by RJ C. September 26, 2010