dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.

Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!

by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010

Crayon

Gay people

“Look at the crayons”

by Oopssike October 19, 2019

crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo

Melo has a crayon dick

by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022

crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.

Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.

by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017

pink crayon

The act of giving a dog a boner

hey man stop touching that! That pink crayons not for drawing!

by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024

Crayons

Crayons are Riley's favorite thing to say. Crayons are made of wax and are colored to create a beautiful mark when you press down on paper. People pronounce it cray-ons or crans. Plural for crayon.

Can you get me the crayons please?
I colored this picture with crayons.

by PenguinDoodleDude February 13, 2019

Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020