Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.
by Vedava August 01, 2022
by tha chicken that croosed road September 14, 2019
by aixani January 27, 2022
A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.
by General Fire May 31, 2012
by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 25, 2017