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Creamer

A person who acts excessively white and has an attitude of "im better than everyone else because im more successful and follow more rules". Creamers are typically the ones who Would walk on the sidewalk and as you pass along riding a bike they would make you go around them, despite how tired you look. They usually have a large amount of money, which adds to the fact that they think themselves as higher rank than anyone else who is different then them. However, a large amount of money isn't needed to be a creamer, just simply the attitude and pride.
"That creamer is putting sunscreen on her child at the movie theaters??"

"Look at that creamer, he has a fanny pack!"
by CoolkidUpfront August 26, 2011
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cottage creamer

when a girls discharge is clumpy
like cottage cheese.
That girl that dates the big guy is a cottage creamer.
by BabiiBakkBiiotch March 7, 2009
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The creamer

when you take your dick and shove it in a girls asshole until you cream in her anus
I performed the creamer on my girlfriend and she loved it
by fuckerfuckity March 22, 2017
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Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater
Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!
by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010
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carmer

Nice hoodie, you're such a carmer.
by Kevin Oman October 11, 2006
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Hairy Cremer

A name for someone with perfect hair that spits cream all over a chicks face after fucking her in the ass. He does this while checking out / combing his hair in the mirror.
Dude, I pulled a hairy cremer last night and my hair looked soooo tight when that bitch got creamed!
by Dog Face Gremlinz September 2, 2011
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crater face

Usually very bad acme on the face, especially on foreign people such as Asians and Mexicans. The skin have dents whihc go inward into the skin which making it like small craters on the face hence the word crater face.
Yo you see them fobs with the crater faces at the club?
by fobstache maker December 19, 2005
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