Cunt cork 

A tampon

Hey do you have a cunt cork, got my rag?

Cunt cork by Josey Mahoney May 9, 2020

Red cork 

A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)

“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”

Red cork by Aliwerm November 21, 2020

Champagne Cork 

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

Champagne Cork by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

The Cork 

When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.

Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!

The Cork by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Colorado cork 

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

Colorado cork by anonymous May 17, 2023

polish cork 

A tedious circular argument concerning the merits of a historical strategic decision.

Class went long today when the professor popped another 'polish cork'--whether Bradley should have closed the Falaise pocket with multi-domain, corkscrew thinking.

polish cork by MontyFanBoi December 6, 2023

Apple-Cork Syndrome

Where a tuft of hair found near the back of the scalp sticks up, resembling an apple stem. This is most commonly caused by a double crown. While mostly being unwanted and unintentional, some style their hair this way for aesthetic reasons.

Look at Brian's hair, he's got Apple-Cork Syndrome.

Apple-Cork Syndrome by alius alibabwaus November 26, 2025