Cooning

When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles so their eyes look like a raccoons.

My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.

I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.

by Lando McClusk June 10, 2010

coozing

When you whip it while driving.

You straight coozing to your moms house.

by gypsehunter July 25, 2016

cooking all the dumplings

Making some sweet ass food for your pals or your gals

dude last night was lit i was cooking all the dumplings with this girl

by Bunkinstan February 10, 2017

cooking on three burners

Your energy level is through the roof you can do anything with 110%

Hey man you ready to do this? Hell Ya I'm cooking on three burners.

by Heywhatdoyasay May 4, 2017

cooking red sauce

When a woman has her period

Yo bitch, you cooking red sauce?

by Mobeak June 8, 2017

cooking heavy

When someone cooks some large portion of meat, that look delicious.

You cooking steaks? That looks like you cooking heavy!

by Goodday eats February 27, 2019

Cooking the spread

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it

person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019