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Black Connection

When your interent and or console connection(for online), is very slow or not working as it should be.
Joe: Yeah, why weren't you on the xbox yesterday?

Steve: Well,my computer decided to give me a black connection. So I couldn't play.

Joe: Aww, that sucks.
by 69 Man 69 May 5, 2010
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pissing contest

1. A contest, usually between two males, to see who can urinate over the longest distance, or for the longest amount of time.

2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.
What started out as a rational debate quickly degenerated into a pissing contest.
by N Butcher December 28, 2005
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banana eating contest

U.S. Navy slang; Game in which many promiscuous women give multiple men blowjobs.
After a fabulous show, the bassist asked the audience if any ladies want to have a banana eating contest backstage.
by Natalija July 22, 2007
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contacts

1)*predominant usage of the word* Contact lenses, AKA small pieces of plastic (which these days are usually pretty soft, as compared to the older, stiffer "hard" contacts) which are basically stuck on your eyeball as a replacement for glasses. They have grown in popularity in the last several years, to the point where many people have them because they
a)find them better than glasses
or b)think they'll look cooler without their glasses.
Watching people put in contacts is rather gross, and some people will tell you they hurt a lot or aren't worth all the trouble they cause. But many others love having contacts and would never go back to wearing glasses.
2) people you contact for information (similar to sources)
1) My friend just got contacts cause he was sick of his glasses.
2) My contacts within the agency told me that the president was planning to unleash a new program soon.
by andriod5 September 20, 2005
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Connecticut Gangster

Any person who works or does business in the State of Connecticut and is successful over an extended period of time.
I have been living and working in Connecticut for more then eight years, and I still haven’t ended up loosing my shirt; but only because I am a Connecticut Gangster.
by Arrowwood_13 January 21, 2010
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whispering eye contact

Lesbian: I made whispering eye contact with that hot girl in accounting
by huey197 March 29, 2010
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Connecticunt

"Where are you from?"

"Connecticut"

"Oh great... another Connecticunt"
by Larry McLovin January 17, 2021
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