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Constantipation

(N): Being constantly constipated; always having to poop but never being able to.
"Honey, you better start taking some pepto bismo for your constantipation"
by 100241 August 30, 2014
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conslutant

Someone who has no work life balance and has sold their soul to the company, like consultants tend to.
Don't be such a conslutant, take Saturday off!
by JK_Dancer October 6, 2016
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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
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Constant

Referring to the need of constant entertainment
Bro why are you so constant. You need constant entertainment or something?
by Floppyschlong June 2, 2018
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Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk
"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".
by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018
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Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off
Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack
by DannyM300 March 21, 2018
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Conqistate

Mr.Raul came up with the word whilst trying to get a girl.

According to him the Meaning of the is to conquer something by saying one statement.
He:can you be my girlfriend
She: yes

Conqistate!!!!
by Joseph Caesar November 28, 2018
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