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conservative punk

Not at all an oxymoron. Today punk kids are led to believe that communism is the way to be although they preach anarchy. Thus calling themselves, Anarcho-communists. However this makes no sense because of the fact that these two ideals lie on the opposite sides of the spectrum. Truly educated punks who adopt conservative/libertarian ideals know that they highly oppose the government are the true anarchists that try to push for smaller government.
Guy-who-thinks-he-is-punk: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!! DIVIDE THE NATION'S WEALTH!!!
Conservative Punk: First of all, you need the government to divide the nation's wealth and second of all it's called 'communism' and it didn't work you fucking retard.
by oitoy January 5, 2006
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Conservative

1. One who belongs to a silent majority group who, historically, is not concerned with voting in feeble opinion polls and ridiculous online word-bashing contests (See Presidential Election 2004, when nearly every major news network published "national" polls of John Kerry gaining the majority of votes from coast to coast. Note how when push came to shove this silent majority swept the election with a mandate...

2. One that typically exists to the right of the political spectrum, but by no means is required to be "far" in such direction. A conservative also recognizes the fact that when a decidedly "far-right" President is elected by marginal popular vote, the MAJORITY has spoken that it would even side with the extreme of one side to flee from the flimsy and weak views of the opposition.

3. An entity that understands that America was founded that its citizens may exercise individual freedoms without *government intervention; this right not the be misinterpreted that those with views dissimilar to the majority may resrict the fair practice of those in the majority, just that they may choose to believe differently without persecution. Unfortunately liberalism has yet to grasp this fundamental concept and would rather chase Christians with lawsuits than read a history book.

Reread these 3 definitions also if you have lost sight of the definition of the word patriot.
Conservatism is often twisted, bashed, and contorted by misguided liberals who would rather point fingers and pat each other on the back than actually doing something constructive.
by AllAmerican December 10, 2004
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Conservative

Claims to support economic freedom, religious freedom, and law and order, but in truth supports wage slavery, theocratic fundamentalism, and police states.
What a conservative says and what a conservative means are two *very* different things.
by Your Next Door Neighbor November 1, 2020
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conservative

One who believes that the rights of the state come before the rights of the people. Generally, people who are conservative are against gun control, abortion, and gay marriage. However, the particular set of beliefs is dependent upon the specific person.
In contrast, smart liberals like to promote equality, as well as helping others.
Conservative: I is smart
Liberal: Sure my ignorant friend.

Otto von Bismarck, Prime Minister of the German Confederation, tried to end the influence of Karl Marx and socialism. Ironically, his efforts only made the Socialists stronger.
by smart_liberal March 16, 2008
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conservative smoker

1. A marijuana smoker who is conciously aware of the world, themselves and the influence taking place throughout. An active and progressive individual seeking more than just a "high".
2. Smoker who has a "roach stash", and later creates one joint or blunt using the left-over remaining marijuana.
3. Someone who buys marijuana, yet uses it in small quantities. Thus, conserving amounts of marijuana thru manipulating doses.
"Danny doesn't smoke blunts anymore"

"Really? Why not"

"You gotta get more weed for blunts. He's trying to save money on that shit right now, he's a freaking conservative smoker"
by yesy March 15, 2008
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conservatism

a political ideology based on the idea that we need to preserve tradition.
conservatism is the second best ideology after liberalism
by strange liberal November 12, 2020
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George Floyd Conservative

A t A George Floyd Conservative feels like the tyranny of the left and social media is using their metaphoric knee to make it so conservatives cannot breathe, as in they are being censored from allowing themselves to give their opinions. They feel the knee of authority always on their necks, and they understand George Floyd.
I'm not just a conservative, I'm a George Floyd Conservative.
by JimmyBeam824 July 8, 2022
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