I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
by Dark star August 20, 2023
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.
This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
Get the Columbus Creamermug. by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021
Get the Columbusmug. by lani4127 November 27, 2021
Get the Jonah Columbus Boydmug. Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment.
Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.
Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.
by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021
Get the Columbusmug. ¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
Get the Columbusmug. Verb:
Much like Columbus didn't actually do anything more meaningful than manage to get lost, avoid being mutinied and narrowly escape dying by "discovering" the Americas...
This term describes the shameless appropriation of something that has been recognized as done widely by many folks already and being claimed as "discovered" by this new Tik Tok generation because some so called "influencer" posted it on a TikTok and shared it to Facebook in an effort for internet fame and clout by going viral.
Much like Columbus didn't actually do anything more meaningful than manage to get lost, avoid being mutinied and narrowly escape dying by "discovering" the Americas...
This term describes the shameless appropriation of something that has been recognized as done widely by many folks already and being claimed as "discovered" by this new Tik Tok generation because some so called "influencer" posted it on a TikTok and shared it to Facebook in an effort for internet fame and clout by going viral.
So I saw this TikTok last night, this girl was like "Ice cream is good, and I love root beer. I mixed them together and OMG you guys!!! It's actually good!" This bish is really gonna "Columbus" root beer floats?!?
by Weezy45813 May 30, 2024
Get the Columbusmug.