by Heepel May 10, 2016
Get the colton shaffnermug. yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.
He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.
He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat
Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison
by CraftyChef November 12, 2019
Get the Coltonmug. Colton’s are one of the greatest people you will ever date and know if a Colton seems why it will probably mean he likes you. And if you knows he likes you than you should make a move if you like him he will open his heart to you once he knows your the one for him
Colton is a perfect boyfriend
by Guywhohasknownsomegirls May 15, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. A Colton is a ladies-man. A Colton is an asshole. A Colton will get mad if you spell it as Colten. He has hair like a Pomeranian.
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