milk before cereal

The most vile and cruel thing a person can do.

Guy 1: Milk before cereal or cereal before milk?
Guy 2: Cereal before milk.
Guy 1: *grabs Holy Bible* SPIRITS BEGONE!!

by Ah'mere "Savage King" Sharpe23 May 15, 2019

cereal killer

Someone who loves cereal so much they don't even wait for it to come out of the box before they gobble it up and don't let anybody else have any.

You tell Johnny the next time he comes over here after school he better not act like no cereal killer.

This kitchen looks like it has been hit by a cereal killer.

Wipe you mouth an stop actin' like you wuz da top ramkin' cereal killer.

by Pat Eberhart August 31, 2008

gables centaurs

Faggot ass pussys who will never have shit on the key rats. Fuck all gables centaurs, and there fucking mothers. gables centaurs can suck key rat dick. As you can see this is how they try people. using urban dictionary instead of actually fighitng

Gables centaurs swear they are hard.

by FUCK GABLES CENTAURS January 29, 2008

cerealy

of utmost seriousness.

Are you cerealy gonna sit here and tell me you're a better blog doctor than me.

by Jordiporgi January 4, 2007

centaur

A Centaur is a male version of a sexual unicorn, it’s a male that’s in a sexual relationship with couple.

We are looking to a Centaur not a Unicorn to be in a relationship with us.

by Pink Cinnamon September 5, 2019

John Cena

Dead meme.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

by Rednaksnek April 5, 2021

John Cena

A WWE wrestler who unfortunately is the biggest asset to the company. His fanbase typically consists of women and children and is fitting in with the WWE's PG policy. However in attempting to make him the biggest face in wrestling he has ironically become the biggest heel. He is hated by hardcore fans due to his poor wrestling ability and being able snatch victory from the jaws of defeat no matter how much he gets dominated in a match.

We can all argue about how watered down the WWE is now compared to the attitude era. We can all argue about who's the best champion of all time but if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that John Cena sucks.

by Assassin Strike November 26, 2009