Carson

to have a strange obsession with pandas

Boy: Let's go see Kung Fu Panda...
Girl: Stop being a carson, i hate pandas!

by MJ Repp June 30, 2008

Carson Top

A solid, removable roof that is covered with a soft material.

New Mazda Miata's only dream of the quality of a carson top.

by johnebp February 14, 2004

carsonpalmer

Someone who is a homer for his/her favorite team. For example, a person who stacks his/her Heisman ballot with nothing but players from his/her own former school.

That unreasonable guy with the face paint is a real carsonpalmer.

by Jason White December 9, 2004

Carson

You like cock and balls eh?

Jschlatt hates stall, and Carson gets content off it

by TheGreatLogan September 4, 2019

caymon

Typically a really hot guy. Usually country or redneck. Drive big trucks and like to blast their music. Super tall and sexy. Could bang any girl he wants. Probably likes to ride 4 wheelers and go mudding. Loves getting blowjobs.

"Damn, did i tell you I saw Caymon yesterday?" "No.. i bet he looked hot as fuck though"

by fuck friend February 17, 2013

Carson

A HOMELESS MAN THAT LIVES IN A SHITTER.

Oh man! He really is a Carson!

by FrogMolester July 18, 2018

Carson

a stinky shriveled poo

ew it’s...carson

by fukduk123 October 20, 2020