CAMERA POOP

when ur ugly mom gets in the picture and frames it

debbie: hey did u have fun at the party?
shelby: no my frikken mom made a camera poop!
debbie: lol roflcopter

by stotteyman May 19, 2010

camera-jacked

The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"

by JerBearGRR April 19, 2014

Camera Worms

The squiggly black lines that appear on old camera footage.

The movie had some crackly camera worms, but they weren't too distracting.

by E. Spinae June 7, 2024

camera chameleon

A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.

I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.

by SouloCutz2 June 18, 2017

crying on camera

Cringe. Please dont.

My friend: I was crying on camera and posted it
Me: that is cringe

by Katsuki<3 December 2, 2022

look guys i got a new camera

It means when you're dumb enough to try to show a person a g u n and say "look guys i got a new camera" and accidentally kill them

Look guys i got a new camera *gun shot* oh sorry
dumbass

by Básnik May 14, 2021

pointing at the camera

someone who always points at the camera is definitely a virgin.

max: “why is gage always pointing at the camera?”
logan: “he’s a virgin, let him be”

by jukativity May 19, 2022