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Calvin

I love Calvin, because he founded the royal bloods!
by cpilled January 22, 2023
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Calvin and lois

W relationship.

Freind: y’all’s relationship is the best.
Freind 2: yea your a real Calvin and lois
You guys are such Calvin and lois’s
by NuttingbuttDUBS January 28, 2023
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Calvin

A Calvin is the definition of hard shell, soft core. At first glance it might seem as though he is a playboy, but it will shine through from the beginning that he is actually a big hopeless romantic.

He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.
“Who’s that hot soccer player over there?”
- “Oh, that’s Calvin, he has mad skills
by mayapapaya69 February 16, 2023
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Calvin barbassa

Funny YouTube guy that got shout out by the funny Moroccan man yahiamice
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Calvin

A Calvin, is a Very loyal, kind, smart, loving man. He will always be there when you need him the most. Calvin’s have a very great sense of humor, they are very comforting and will be there to catch your tears when you’re feeling sad.

Calvin’s are the sweetest type of people you’ll ever meet if you meet a Calvin, please know that they’re a keeper, Calvin’s are very empathetic and will try their best to understand your situation, they will help lift you up when you need it and they’ll continue to be there to support you in whatever you do.

Calvin’s are typically are calm and collected.they’re pretty laid back and aren’t much of a threat unless you hurt his family or friends. In the event that you piss off a Calvin, that’s your fault mate

Calvin’s are also extremely handsome, when you see a Calvin you’ll know, although he might try to deny it, his smile is the cutest one in the world.

❤️💍
Person 1: Do you know Calvin?
Me: Yes I’m married to one
by Calvin’s wife December 22, 2023
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Calvin

His hands are small, just like his....
"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"
by emilydikinson January 12, 2024
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Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly
Ew is that Calvin?
by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024
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