The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles
Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night
by DrispY March 6, 2022

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!
by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

A sock used to collect ejaculate, then hidden under the bed and left to dry out.
A dried-up spaff-sock.
A dried-up spaff-sock.
Nicola walked into Smithy's bedroom to collect his dirty washing, and was horrified to discover a crispy sue carefully stashed under his pillow.
by Cockfoster June 17, 2023

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

by 🤷🏿♀️ November 16, 2019

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.
Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"
by DigBick@23 May 26, 2016

Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy
by Crispy butter May 22, 2021
