doodoo couple

When the boyfriend and girlfriend are both crusty and are the definition of doodoomama and doodoodaddy

Dang dude! Look at dat doodoo couple walkin ova der! They is so crustayyyy

by The zoodoo mamas May 20, 2010

Closeted Couple

A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.

When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'

When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.

by The watcher of Wayne's world. March 12, 2012

insta couple

An insta couple is that annoying couple that constantly posts perfect relationship pictures, making everyone else around them look like slobs. They can range from cute selfies, to couples workouts, to romantic travel pictures.

"Ugh Jamie and Louise are so annoying. Do they have to post everything they do online?"
"I know, they're such an insta couple."

by queenofmean June 19, 2016

perfect couple

A love shared between two people that makes the world so much happier

BRANDON AND EMILY ARE SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE, HOW DID IT EVER WORK!!!!

by Lfkfndiiebhuevdr April 1, 2017

rice cracker couple

A term used for an Asian and White couple

Look at that rice cracker couple, their babies are going to be so cute!

by MadamBec January 31, 2018

happy couple

A happy couple, usually two people, consists of a 50/50 relationship on both sides. Common couple names are Ivan and Lola, me and your mom, your mom and i, your mom and me, etc.

Ivan and Lola are such a happy couple!

by IvanTheWiseMan April 6, 2021

ir couple

Interracial couple. A relationship between different races or cultures.

Tom and I are an ir couple. He's African American and I'm Caucasian.

by Atlantaknight July 11, 2014