couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck

Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank

by eldude bro February 1, 2017

Alternative couple

A stereotypical alternative couple is a girl with daddy issues and a drug addicted skater boy.

Isaac and Tia are such a cute Alternative couple!

by Sweatshirtstrings June 9, 2020

Plank couple

Two people planking on top of eachother face to face first one to fall off losses.

yo i had a plank couple yesterday

by Connor rim December 15, 2012

Couple o'clock

That time of a night where all the couples go home from a party. This usually results in all the single people staying out to party further.

"Hey, where are Mark and Tracy? And Dave and Leanne?"
"Oh, they all went home about half an hour ago. Couple o'clock came early tonight"

by Radleg January 2, 2012

Cute couple

Two people made for each other

Wow! Keziah and William make a cute couple!

by Willziah March 6, 2023

lesbian couple

2 lesbianos dating

We are a lesbian couple

by Trovitompson March 30, 2023

couple tracks

Originating from the HardLore podcast... when an album only has a handful of good songs.

Person 1: "Do you like the new Twitching Tongues album?"
Person 2: "Not really, but it has a couple tracks"

by Not Colin or Bo April 28, 2023