Bumping into someone you want to avoid that ends up with them leading you into a lengthy conversation that you can't escape. It's a very subtle guilt trip. You awkwardly feel obligated to keep on listening to them, knowing well if you attempt to cut it short, you'll come off as some sort of inconsiderate asshole.
"I was just about to get on the elevator when I bumped into Gabby. I knew I've just stepped into a conversation trap. For 30 agonizing minutes she was bragging to me with her annoying voice about all her nieces' and nephews' accomplishments in grade school. GOD! I wish I had some Q-Tips so I can fucking punch them into my eardrums. At least I'd have an an excuse not to listen to her."
by Dr. Claw May 2, 2010
Get the Conversation Trapmug. One of the worst religous practices to exist in the United States, due to its controversial methods. Many of the poor people who attend there are scarred for life or commit suicide later on.
Person 1: Heard Jake got send to Conversion Therapy. How is he doing?
Person 2: Fuck that, he's screwed for life.
Person 2: Fuck that, he's screwed for life.
by senthurmanz July 4, 2017
Get the Conversion Therapymug. A question or topic that creates a dialogue between two or more people. These 'starters' are some of the most elusive and hard to think of bastards on the face of the Earth, and without them one is left with awkward silence. A lack of starters is common at the beginning of a relationship, when speaking to someone not entirely familiar to the speaker, or when conversing with any female.
Guy: Hey what's up?
Girl: Nothin' much....
(awkward silence)
Girl: Well, see ya later......
Guy's totally deprived penis: Blast! why couldn't i think of a conversation starter?
Girl: Nothin' much....
(awkward silence)
Girl: Well, see ya later......
Guy's totally deprived penis: Blast! why couldn't i think of a conversation starter?
by Zuktax December 5, 2009
Get the Conversation Startermug. when reading others previous comments on a post board, forum, bulliten, etc. you comment underneath them and just comment on the board(or whatever it is) to yourself about whatever they were saying or just something completely random a few times.
Clara: haha did you see that hottt guy?
(about 12 hours later...)
Danica: haha yeah he wasn't Clara!
Clara: yeah huh!
(about 36 hours later)
Isabella: I WANNA SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!!
Isabella: now, explain Clara and Danica, what did he look like!?
Isabella: I bet he was hot.
Isabella: Dude, did you guys see that one dude at the fair?
Isabella: Oh great. I have to go.
(about 2 hours later...)
Danica: Isabella, wow. You were having another Self Conversation.
Danica: Nice Job.
Danica: OH NO! Now I'm having one.
(bout 1 hour later..)
Clara: haha what losers.
(about 12 hours later...)
Danica: haha yeah he wasn't Clara!
Clara: yeah huh!
(about 36 hours later)
Isabella: I WANNA SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!!
Isabella: now, explain Clara and Danica, what did he look like!?
Isabella: I bet he was hot.
Isabella: Dude, did you guys see that one dude at the fair?
Isabella: Oh great. I have to go.
(about 2 hours later...)
Danica: Isabella, wow. You were having another Self Conversation.
Danica: Nice Job.
Danica: OH NO! Now I'm having one.
(bout 1 hour later..)
Clara: haha what losers.
by greenissocool14 August 22, 2009
Get the Self Conversationmug. I think a direct conversation where peoples speak face to face or directly or straight conversation clears up alot of misunderstandings and confusion.
by Baseer Ahmed August 9, 2003
Get the Direct Conversationmug. by Yesitreallyis!!!!! July 10, 2016
Get the Conversation topmug. Lou had his annual physical, and after fasting he was in a very grumpy mood. when his doctor got to the point of "the finger", Lou felt him fishing around up there like he lost his keys. "so how the kids doing? everybody good? hmm... does that hurt" the doc asked during a very Conversational Probe. Lou thought to himself, "you have your finger in my ass what do u think dude"
by Uncle Joosie October 16, 2021
Get the Conversational Probemug.