When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.
by heartofsouthcentral April 17, 2019
Get the Penitentiary Chancesmug. by Zoetropper October 1, 2020
Get the chance would be a fine thingmug. A gay ass russian emo band with horrable vocals, all the band members are fags and like to fuck each other in the ass.
Roma - "Hey dude do you want to go to the last chance for you show tonight?"
Semen - " Noway man i would better drink some beer tonight then whatch those fags jacking their guitars again!"
Semen - " Noway man i would better drink some beer tonight then whatch those fags jacking their guitars again!"
by morbusnigga August 2, 2009
Get the last chance for youmug. Sacré bleu! Ah am receiving le cock while ah am fucking l'asshole! Ah am none other than Pierre de la Chance! Enchanté!
by Revchu March 31, 2004
Get the pierre de la chancemug. This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.
by 8seconds August 20, 2017
Get the take a chance on memug. Wow, I can’t believe someone would let a house with 60 cats burn down only to have around 30 of them die. That must have been the Last Chance Cat Ranch.
by Spok3 April 7, 2023
Get the Last Chance Cat Ranchmug. ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics
Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!
Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics
Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!
Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing May 30, 2023
Get the Miami Heat 3% "Chance"mug.