Butcher's Apron

The person you date to cover up the fact that you're a sociopath and don't care about anyone, including them.

A sociopath's version of a beard.

Dan's an "interesting guy." Have you met this week's butcher's apron? Why she isn't running for the hills I just don't know.

by Feckless Wonder October 21, 2020

Butchier

When a gay man buys power tools he gains masculinity points while still being fabulous.

Bob is butchier now that he bought a dremel sanding tool to use while refurbishing a 1942 Philco radio cabinet.

by PrincessinPaloAlto June 25, 2016

Butchies

an informal term used to describe masculine-presenting lesbians or women, often embodying a more traditionally masculine style or demeanor.

“The group of friends referred to themselves affectionately as the ‘butchies’ when hanging out together.”

by Taylor Brooks June 29, 2024

Butchers Winnet

1. A small collection of feacal matter attatched to the anal web of a meat chopper.
2. A term used to describe a certain quantity of meat.

She was as skinny as fuck, I kid you not lads, she was practically dead. I've seen more meat on a butchers winnet.

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

Butchels

A short irish butch dyke that loves to eat potatoes and steak. Also is known to consume large amounts of beer, mostly Guinness.

That butchels over there just drank my last pint!

by Rickets6 October 16, 2008

butchen

another word for annoying.

"Dude, you're butchen the crap outta me."

by iamtron April 12, 2009

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010