Brendan

With some exceptions; prolly gonna be an ass who doesn't know when to walk away and is usually a puckered little butthole and a teacher's pet

Guy 1: Dafuq is that mother fucker over there
Guy 2: That's Brendan, he's a fucking crybaby
Guy 1: oh

by C. Greene June 21, 2020

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The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

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Brendan

If your names Brandan with an a, ur just ew.

Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*

by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019

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Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021

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st brendan

a school in miami where the coolest ppl ever go to, way better than lourdes, west minister, carrollton, palmer trinity, and all other schools. we like columbus and belen boys cause they’re so hot and have long schlongs.

guy 1: did u see that hot ass girl?
guy 2: yeah what school does she go to?
guy 1: st brendan definitely

by bibi and la January 22, 2024

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