The act of showing off your “pheasant breast” refers to the male human testicles being pulled up when either nude or with pants down. Amazingly, while pulling on the penis straight up towards his chin the male testicles are pronounced and look much like an. Elegant breast of a pheasant. Color, size and texture are almost identical between the human and the bird.
I showed off my pheasant breast on my first date with a beautiful classy woman. I thought it would be a wild kingdom mating call. She punched me straight in my bare pheasant breast and I fell to the ground.
by Cornbread mafia November 26, 2020

When 2 sweaty wet pairs of breasts are rubbing-pushing against each other and make "farty" suction sounds.
"We were really horny and rubbing our sexy breasts together, and as we pushed them into each other, they started to make suction 'breast farting' like sounds ."
by Markeydmark6969 July 7, 2019

A fatal condition that is the result of a person not seeing a womans bare breasts for an extended period of time. To fix the issue, a female must show the sufferer her bare breasts or else the sufferer will perish soon after.
"Hey, I got Breast Deficiency, I need you to send a pic of your boobs or I will die."
"What do you mean you're blocking me, it is a serious condition."
"Guess you have to live with the fact that you are a murderer."
"What do you mean you're blocking me, it is a serious condition."
"Guess you have to live with the fact that you are a murderer."
by Mr Science Boss January 25, 2022

by Yeetnation May 11, 2020

Shelby has it going on; she's one of the breast and brightest. Nice ass, brilliant mind, and a caring heart. Gosh dang!
by Professor Precious March 5, 2015

When the titty is perky and firm, but maybe too firm. Its firmness adds a weight you wouldn't expect from a titty of the size. As if the titty is being weighted down by all the shit that bitch is hiding from you. Or it's breast cancer, 50/50 chance.
by SystemError_404 December 13, 2016

by Dave-The-Bantmeister February 7, 2021
