Blake

A Simp that overvalues women. Blake’s are usually medium height and wear Abercrombie and Finch sweaters.

That man looks like a Blake.

by Blake is a SIMP March 3, 2020

Blake

Blake is an amazing bestfriend. Truthful, trustworthy, handsome, basically just amazing. He is so funny and adorable. He is like my brother. I see the rest of my life with him in it. Love you Canadian bacon 😛💜

Hi I'm Blake call me Canadian bacon.

by Nathaniel Nate April 26, 2017

Blake

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet! He’s seriously funny, amazing, and cute as heck! He’ll never let you down and knows exactly what to say to make you laugh! He’s weird, but that’s what makes him so likable! If you know a Blake, you are truly blessed!

Who’s that cute guy over there?
Oh, that’s Blake, the new guy!
I heard he likes y/n!
I know! I totally ship them!

by Merrylala.97 December 17, 2017

Blake

The best dude you will ever meet. Has the biggest ding sling ever. At least a 40 inch. Girls want him. He is a god. He is Jesus. If Jesus was a hot pile of muscle!!

“Wow, that Blake is a god”
“Yeah, I know”

by BigBeanMan96 November 24, 2019

Blake

A dumbass who doesn’t know shit and who’s penis is inverted and dipped in hot oil.

Girl 1: who’s that?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted

Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted

by Analdestroyer47 May 27, 2018

blake

a person that is in love with chanell garlett

omg u see channel and blake over ther they are such a cute couple

by blakekelly August 29, 2019

Blake

He sits down and does nothing all day except but play games and beats his meat to hot girls defiantly not loli hentai. kidding aside he he pretty is cool and weird and beats his meat hard .

hi blake

by XmostcoolesX December 14, 2017