A stupid boy who is ugly who is always vrooming around the school he is hated by every one and is really ugly
by tulipgirls June 7, 2018

by Womanizer69 July 2, 2018

blakes are typically goofy people, they seem super fun and bubbly at first, but eventually they become ignorant and self centered. blake is usually the name of a guy who is gay, but too afraid to come out. blakes are typically into cheerleading and theater. oh yeah, and let's no forget that blakes often times cheat and are abusive. they think its okay to try and manipulate you into staying by threatening you. basically i would just recommend staying away from blakes they are toxic af.
maddie- hey do you see that guy over there?
kayla- yeah that's blake.
maddie- should i ask for his number?
kayla- uh, well he cheats and is probably gay, so that's a bad idea.
maddie-aw man, he seemed goofy.
kayla- yeah that's blake.
maddie- should i ask for his number?
kayla- uh, well he cheats and is probably gay, so that's a bad idea.
maddie-aw man, he seemed goofy.
by the blonde woman June 24, 2020

The best dude you will ever meet. Has the biggest ding sling ever. At least a 40 inch. Girls want him. He is a god. He is Jesus. If Jesus was a hot pile of muscle!!
by BigBeanMan96 November 24, 2019

Blake is an amazing bestfriend. Truthful, trustworthy, handsome, basically just amazing. He is so funny and adorable. He is like my brother. I see the rest of my life with him in it. Love you Canadian bacon 😛💜
Hi I'm Blake call me Canadian bacon.
by Nathaniel Nate April 26, 2017

A Simp that overvalues women. Blake’s are usually medium height and wear Abercrombie and Finch sweaters.
That man looks like a Blake.
by Blake is a SIMP March 3, 2020

- Blake it:
To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
Blake(it)
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"
-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"
-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
by Blakefan December 16, 2013
