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polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off
when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 21, 2007
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Flogging the Bishop

Well now that your girlfiend broke up with you I'm sure you'll be flogging the bishop a lot more.
by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011
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Faggot Humping Dick Bishop

Quite possibly the worst insult ever.

Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.
Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--

Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!
by wutwutindabutt May 26, 2008
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flopping the bishop

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.
"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."
by G 40 June 27, 2008
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Stinky Bishop

The legendary act of excreting feces and masterbating simultaneously. The act is of particular importance if the sexual climax is achieved at exactly the same time that the feces splashes the water in the toilet basin.
"urgh I just walked in on George's dad having a stinky bishop"

or "I'll come out in a bit I'm just having a stinky bishop"
by Mickey wankstain December 27, 2009
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Walk Bishop

The term is used to tell someone to F*** off and to leave your presence.
Makhail: Yo, wats up bruther
You: Walk bishop!
Makhail: Whats that mean?
You: Just walk bishop
by pookymookie123 May 14, 2017
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rusty bishop

Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.
It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.
by PhillyD-train December 14, 2008
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