a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off
when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 21, 2007
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by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011
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Quite possibly the worst insult ever.
Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.
Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.
Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--
Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--
Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!
by wutwutindabutt May 26, 2008
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by G 40 June 27, 2008
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"urgh I just walked in on George's dad having a stinky bishop"
or "I'll come out in a bit I'm just having a stinky bishop"
or "I'll come out in a bit I'm just having a stinky bishop"
by Mickey wankstain December 27, 2009
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Get the Walk Bishop mug.Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.
Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)
Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.
These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.
Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)
Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.
These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.
It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.
by PhillyD-train December 14, 2008
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