Long Benis Iced Tea

One of the most popular femboy COCKtails. You add a 1/2 ounce of piss, which is the tequila, a 1/2 ounce of cum, which is the vodka, a 1/2 ounce of period blood, which is the triple sec, a 1/2 ounce of pus, which is the gin, and a 1/2 ounce of vaginal fluid, which is the rum, 1 ounce of diarrhea, which is the Cocka Cola, and to top the concoction off, add 1 ounce of green shit, which is the juice. A popular cocktail with femboys, transvestites, and privileged college-aged white girls who think they are oppressed when they are not. Commonly served at Applebee’s under the name Long Island Iced Tea, despite that being a different drink.

Guy: yo man u want to get shitfaced tonight?
Femboy: yeah sure I got a good cocktail recipe that is sure to fuck u up!
Guy: ok lets see it!
Femboy: *breaks out the goods* alright I made Long Island Iced Tea!
Guy: alright imma try this *sips* it looks like long island iced tea, but it doesn’t taste that good. In fact, it’s pretty shitty.
Femboy: Wait did I say Long Island Iced Tea, no, I meant Long Benis Iced Tea.
Guy: DUUUEAUAHHHHHHHHH THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING THERE’S A LIQUIDY CORN FILLED SHIT IN HERE

by InternetSlangPhD February 22, 2023

Thomas Bemis

Slang for a ginger man with a small penis

Hey remember that guy from last week? He was totally a Thomas Bemis

by Star065 May 8, 2023

chig bepis

5'3" Valorant e-terrorist with an IQ between 146 and 148 probably

PLAYER1: Chig Bepis is in my ranked game running it down and calling me slurs
PLAYER2: kys?

by EpicGmaerCyberWarlordETerroris July 9, 2023

Beis

Cool guy who can play with a girls heart. If you are called Beis, everyone appreciates you. Although your enemy will be named Ryan, he does not like you. Plus you are very Rich.

Wow I wish I was Beis! He is the coolest dude!

by The pepe January 28, 2017

Bepis

Bepis- bepis can mean anything you want or be anything you want it can be an insult or a compliment bepis is bepis it is the true nature of the bepis.

Dammit I'm about to bepis myself

Walking in lookin like a bepis

Are you wearing a bepis?

by FrostTheKid January 5, 2017

beavis

shriveled, flaccid penis; weak and inconsequential faux authority figure

That security guard thinks he's a badass, but he's nothing but a beavis.

by rovingardener July 18, 2008

Bepis

Bepis is the intelligent version of the word God. Only those with a 300 iq+ can use the word. It originated in the 1900s by Bob The Builder

"Bob the builder drinks Bepis" said Tim
"Boi"

by EpicLemonnMoment October 22, 2018