Bed Bash

The act of discussing someone's sex life behind their back. Similar to kiss and tell.

I'm not one to bed bash, but Adam is so shit in the sack, we fucked for 2 hours and I never came. smh.

by D4Nt3c011iN$ June 24, 2020

Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.

Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.

by schino20 May 31, 2018

bed mine

When the chick you're seeing on the side leaves her underwear in the covers, creating a potential hazard.

Then Meryl found Samantha's panties, and the bed mine exploded.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Bed Bug

Any person who sends their social media following after another creator.

I am being mass reported by an army of bed bugs.

I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.

by Glhfiaw April 11, 2022

Mega Bed

a combination of three or more beds that allows easy rolling from one side to the other.

“Hey roomies, wanna make a mega bed?”

by StinkyPete007 August 3, 2012

bed squees

the squeaking of your bed.

Dude you have the bed squees.

by Lyn Campbell November 29, 2009

alpha-bed

Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities

"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"

by Castro__ March 1, 2010