bathroom roach

the roaches that only show up in the bathroom.

yo, theres this one bathroom roach thats been in my bathroom for 3 days man.

by iabbayobr May 1, 2023

Bathroom Purgatory

The act of being mentally finished with a shit, but not physically.

I’m ready to wipe, but I’m stuck in bathroom purgatory.

by DeadlyNarwhals May 19, 2020

bathroom bomb

When your girl is in the bathroom and you release a horrible fart and then close the door and hold it closed so she is forced to enjoy it

I just bathroom bombed my girl and she almost threw up

by Big taco boston October 9, 2017

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

bathroom talk

A conversation similar to locker room talk. It takes place in a bathroom where girls say their opinions about others. They talk about their guy friends or future lovers personalities and things that might annoy them. They might start being sexists and judge poorly sometimes, it depends in their beliefs.

-Dude did she leave?
-Don’t worry she went to the bathroom with her friend.

- And you think bathroom talk is better than leaving?

by Notasimpdude April 17, 2020