bathroom bomb

When your girl is in the bathroom and you release a horrible fart and then close the door and hold it closed so she is forced to enjoy it

I just bathroom bombed my girl and she almost threw up

by Big taco boston October 9, 2017

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

bathroom talk

A conversation similar to locker room talk. It takes place in a bathroom where girls say their opinions about others. They talk about their guy friends or future lovers personalities and things that might annoy them. They might start being sexists and judge poorly sometimes, it depends in their beliefs.

-Dude did she leave?
-Don’t worry she went to the bathroom with her friend.

- And you think bathroom talk is better than leaving?

by Notasimpdude April 17, 2020

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

bathroom roach

the roaches that only show up in the bathroom.

yo, theres this one bathroom roach thats been in my bathroom for 3 days man.

by iabbayobr May 1, 2023

Bathroom Breakdance

When you're experiencing that urgent need to go and rush to the lavatory only to find you've tied your windpants in a knot.

Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.

by Norman Bates' Mother January 8, 2018

Bathroom Strat

In team games, the strategy of hiding and baiting your team while they are fighting and need your assistance, then continuing to play as slowly as possible. Originating from PUBG when a teammate would hide inside a bathroom during a squad battle leaving his team to die.

Player 1: "Where is player 3?! We need help"
*Players 1, 2, and 4 die and begin spectating player 3 hiding in a bathroom*
Everyone: "ahhh running the bathroom strat. I'll be back in a few minutes"

by Veritas28 February 23, 2019