Skip to main content

Based Stickman

Otherwise known as the "Alt-Knight". He is the protector of all people and things right winged. He came to a pro-Trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an American flag. At the Third Battle of Berkeley March 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. This patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-Trump supporters.
"Did you see that guy with a shield over there?" "Yeah, that's Based Stickman, the Alt-Knight."
by Yodaman1219 March 6, 2017
mugGet the Based Stickmanmug.

base

a disgraceful attempt at a sequel to Tribes one. Base has been compared to watching slugs mate. Very old slugs.
There is about as much skill required to play base as there is to tie ones shoes. Amazingly enough, there are people who still find it challenging to do both.
by Majestic February 17, 2003
mugGet the basemug.

based off of

a way to say "based on" when you want to sound dumb and use an extra syllable
by it'sokaytothink August 9, 2012
mugGet the based off ofmug.

31th base

Didn't learn did you? This is the base reached when people realize there is no 31th base, its the 31st base... continue reading.
Bob: Dude, I totally got to 31th base last night.

Billy: Dude, there isn't a 31th base, its 31st, and there's no way you had actual phone sex... besides, that only works in cartoons.
by Epeeist May 26, 2008
mugGet the 31th basemug.

90th Base

When you find a Human Centipede, feed it Taco Bell until it has the shits, and then fuck it up the ass until the foremost of the three sewn individuals begins to vomit diarrhea. Following this, you coil the three together into a circle, and then bend their spines until the opening in the middle of their circle is 1" in diameter (simultaneous fractures means you're doing it right). You then thrust your penis in aforementioned opening until you ejaculate directly into the puddle of spewed diarrhea (cum on the largest puddle if there are several). Then, having been driven mad by finding a way to outdo all the other bases on Urbandictionary, you superglue shut the asshole of the previously anally raped centipede shut and facefuck the foremost centipede member (diarrhea-vomit may or may not double as lube). You continue doing this until the gastrointestinal tract of one of the three explodes and die of internal bleeding. You then take a penis and eat it. Because you carry spare penises in your pocket. Afterwards, separate the human centipede's surviving members with a Ninjato, and shake the dead member to ensure that any bodily fluids left inside spill out into your puddle of diarrhea and cum. Sever limbs to mix the now brown, red, and white puddle until it is all one color. Once the solution is uniform, drink from it and spit into one of the ex-centipede member's mouths. Snowball eachother until God commits suicide and you become the new supreme deity of the universe.
"60th Base was cooler." - Bored people who have read all the way up to 90th Base.

"Fuck your couch." - Me
by TwelveTesticlesTappingTogether February 8, 2013
mugGet the 90th Basemug.

Base Dump

The act of defecating off a cliff or any tall object. Safety note: Always base dump with a partner and never base dump into the wind with flu like symptoms.
Steve asked Fred to hold his wrists while he attempted his first base dump off the roof of his dorm.

Tim was disappointed and a little dirty when his base dump got stuck on his windowsill.
by RG2486 May 25, 2009
mugGet the Base Dumpmug.

79th Base

Sex while time traveling/having sex in a parallel dimension.
Gaben: "We're proud to announce that Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance achieve 79th Base in Half-Life Episode 3: The Return To Xen.

Fans: *Spontaneous Circlejerking*
by The Bases of 2013 February 8, 2013
mugGet the 79th Basemug.

Share this definition