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burrito blow 

to get head from a person while sitting on a toilet taking a dump
dude yesterday i got a burrito blow and all of a sudden i had to piss too, damn...
burrito blow by hüttenkönig November 7, 2006

Burrito Style 

How people of Hispanic descent engage in sexual intercourse.
Hey baby, have you ever tried burrito style?
Burrito Style by Up4Ownage March 1, 2010

burrito dick 

a male camel toe. the pants get stuck around/under the penis.
Madi: OMG did he just walk in with those salmon colored pants?
Charlie: Um the worst part is that burrito dick.
burrito dick by CASA BLANCA March 12, 2015

burrito spinner 

one who twists burritos at taco bell
I'm a burrito spinner at taco bell

Burrito Of Awesomeness 

The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!
The Burrito Of Awesomeness is the best way to make a Tacho.

Burrito Noche 

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.
After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.
Burrito Noche by iMeMyself January 1, 2012