Brendan

A usually stupid man, but never gives up. they keep's trying for hot women and their affection. they are kind of good leader's, loves to joke never quits. He is a person that alway's tries to help, he is generous, and he is accepting. When somebody pisses him off, you'll know when because he is a rough Irishman.
Yo you see Brendan over there talking to that beautiful woman?

Yah he is tryin hard.
by Yeeting young man April 04, 2019
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Great at fitting toys up his hole
Look it’s Brendan and his ms incredible looking ass hole
by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022
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With some exceptions; prolly gonna be an ass who doesn't know when to walk away and is usually a puckered little butthole and a teacher's pet
Guy 1: Dafuq is that mother fucker over there
Guy 2: That's Brendan, he's a fucking crybaby
Guy 1: oh
by C. Greene June 21, 2020
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a guy who has “strawberry blonde” hair and thinks track and cross country is a sport👎
omg look it’s a bReNdaN...ew🚫
by Kk1185 November 26, 2019
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Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.
Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site
by notbrendan84 June 18, 2021
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A man who loves watching people smoking weed and smokes weed while watching Dickey dines show and laughing his ass off
Man 1: I hear that Brendan smokes weed and watches the Dickey dines show

Man 2: does he even find thedickeydinesshow funny
by Mr.fetishlover12345 February 25, 2018
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