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bathroom talk

A conversation similar to locker room talk. It takes place in a bathroom where girls say their opinions about others. They talk about their guy friends or future lovers personalities and things that might annoy them. They might start being sexists and judge poorly sometimes, it depends in their beliefs.
-Dude did she leave?
-Don’t worry she went to the bathroom with her friend.

- And you think bathroom talk is better than leaving?
by Notasimpdude April 17, 2020
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Bathroom Purgatory

The act of being mentally finished with a shit, but not physically.
I’m ready to wipe, but I’m stuck in bathroom purgatory.
by DeadlyNarwhals May 19, 2020
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bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!
by fuckdaops September 7, 2020
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Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again
Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana
by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020
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bathroom bomb

When your girl is in the bathroom and you release a horrible fart and then close the door and hold it closed so she is forced to enjoy it
I just bathroom bombed my girl and she almost threw up
by Big taco boston October 9, 2017
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Bathroom Friend

A friend that you meet while either taking a number 1 or 2 and reminisce about running...and all of the running acomplishment you have achieved over your life.
I was hanging out in the potty with Mr. Hankey when my bathroom friend arrived and we were chatting about our 100 mile run!
by Mr.Radical November 15, 2017
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virgin bathroom

A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.
There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.

I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017
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